Results for October 13, 2002
Match 1 Time Limit: 6 minutes
The New Blood, Ian Stone & Bishop Marshal vs James & Jesse Colton
Stipulations: Tag Team Titles
"The New Blood" and James & Jesse Colton are in the ring, ready to go at each other when Lunatic & Psycho's music starts playing and they walk onto the ramp with Izaak Sinister.

Izaak has a sneer on his face and talks into the mic "Tsk tsk tsk. Do you losers really think you can exclude the greatest tag team in the promotion from taking part in this little shindig? Did you?? Well I have news for you. It's not happening. Not now, not ever! Psycho and Lunatic are walking away champions tonight!"

They walk to the ring as the Friday the 13th part 3 music plays

The match starts with Jesse Colton taking up defensive posture in the ring. Psycho & Lunatic stalk around the outside waiting for an opportunity to take the advantage. Lunatic rushes in at Jesse with a few chops and a punch, but Jesse shrugs them off, throwing his opponent to the mat with a thud! He gets back up & tries again. Same result! Lunatic rolls out of the ring and starts listening to advice from Sinister. Sinister is telling him to go for the knees. Lunatic climbs cautiously back in and goes for a clothesline. Jesse ducks and goes into the ropes. Jesse comes back off the ropes, but Lunatic pulls off a nasty-looking drop toe hold. Lunatic tags out to Ian.

Ian comes in like a bull! Ian and Jesse lock up. Looks like Jesse is being overpowered by the little guy. Ian gives Jesse a knee to the mid section and puts him in a body slam. While Jesse recovers, Ian ascends the top turnbuckle and goes for a guillotine leg drop. It connects and Jesse is rolling on the mat in pain. Ian grinds his foot into Jesse's face, eliciting a yell from the downed big man. With Jesse down, Ian climbs onto the bottom rope and taunts the crowd.

Bishop tags Ian and enters the ring. He starts stomping on Jesse, lifts him up, bounces off the ropes and nails him with a clothesline. Jesse grabs Bishop by the leg and manages to take him down. He rolls to his corner and tags in James.

James lays into Bishop with a flurry of punches before throwing him into the corner. James charges towards him, but is met with a boot to the face. Bishop goes to the second turnbuckle and drops a knee onto James. James is in obvious pain here. He tries to make a tag to Psycho, but Bishop snags his leg and pulls him back away. So close! Bishop utilizes an anklelock variant that keeps James in agony. He's trying to reach the bottom rope & is almost there! Closer. Closer... Bishop pulls him back again. The ref asks if James submits but he refuses. With a mighty kick, James flips over and sends his opponent back with his free foot! Wham! He lunges toward Psycho and tags him in.

Psycho surprisingly doesn't take advantage of his downed opponent's position. He waits for him to get up. This makes Izaak angry. He's screaming at him from the outside. Psycho lets him up and then clobbers him with a punch. Psycho starts waylaying him with a series of forearms. He sends Bishop into the ropes & hits a boot to the gut. Psycho picks Bishop up off the mat. He lifts him up for a suplex, and holds it there for a few seconds before dropping him hard to the mat. Psycho tags in Lunatic and they double team Bishop. They take him to the corner and set him up for a double superplex. Bishop comes down hard. Lunatic puts him in a Boston crab, but is knocked off him by Ian. Once knocked off of Bishop by Ian, Lunatic runs in and attacks him, knocking them both over the rope and onto the floor below, igniting a brawl. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Bishop lunges forward to tag in Jesse.

Jesse and Psycho exchange blows with neither one giving ground. Suddenly, Psycho connects with an elbow to the eye and gains the advantage! Psycho takes advantage & slaps on his finisher, the Demise (a sleeper). Jesse's going out. Getting hazy. He's not holding on too well. His arms go limp. But suddenly, Psycho stands up and releases the hold. He walks to the ropes and stares into the crowd. His head is cocked to the side (ala Jason Vorhees) as he sees someone. It's a girl! A cute goth girl. Jesse recovers and comes from behind with a roll up. One.....Two....Lunatic rolls in to make the save....too late! 3!!!!! The bell rings!

New Champs!! The Coltons.
Final Match Heat = 18
Interview 1 Time Allotted: 2 minutes
Colossus is in the locker room getting ready for the big battle royal. An interviewer approaches him and asks him if he has any doubts about the upcoming battle royal and who he thinks his biggest threat is. Colossus replies that he's never lost a battle royal and isn't going to start now. He doesn't think any of his opponents are a threat.

Lee Snider walks up and interrupts the interview, telling Colossus to get used to losing because it's gonna be a permanent part of his act from now on. Colossus laughs a hearty belly laugh at that and the two wrestlers exchange verbal taunts. After a few fat jokes and mother insults the two wrestlers go their separate ways. Colossus seems unaffected by Sniders remarks. Snider walks away cautiously, never taking his eyes off Colossus.
Match 2 Time Limit: 10 minutes
The Harlem Hitman vs. Maxwell Heath vs. Biff Bradford vs. Buddy Rich vs. Dick Dutton vs.. Hammer vs. Lee Snider vs. Colossus vs. Gold Dragon vs. Gothik
Stipulations: Michigan Title, Battle Royal (King of the Ring Style - 1 man enters every minute)
The battle royal starts with Maxwell Heath and Harlem Hitman in the ring. The two wrestlers go into a traditional collar & elbow tie-up. Harlem Hitman bullies Heath into the corner with his sheer strength. Using finesse, Heath reverses the situation and escapes the corner. Here comes Hitman after him. Heath takes to the air with what would normally be a devastating dropkick. Hitman shluffs it off. Hitman grabs him up by the hair and goes for a power bomb. Heath slips away in mid air, landing on his feet. Ezugiri! Crack! Hitman is staggered into the ropes. Heath closes in with some chops and a knee lift. And another. Hitman shrugs 'em off and bodyslams Heath to the mat. He plays to the crowd.

Biff Bradford makes his way to the ring handing out roses to the women in the crowd as he approaches. He arrogantly slides in and laughs as he watches the other two fight each other. He's laughing at them. Until Hitman whips Heath into the corner....where Biff is playing to the hotties in the crowd. Smoosh!! Bradford bounces out of the corner completely dazed and falls flat on his face. Heath is down too. Heath gets up and Hitman comes at him with a clothesline! Backdrop by Heath and out goes the Harlem Hitman who is livid!

Heath takes a quick breather with Biff slowly getting up. Biff looks angrily at Heath as he gets up. Buddy Rich is on his way to the ring. Biff shoves Heath sharply, and Heath returns with a punch. As Biff shakes off the punch, Heath starts up the turnbuckle. Biff hits him with a chop to the chest, and tries to set up a superplex, but instead ends up kicked back out, and Heath follows up with a leg drop on the now prone Bachelor. Heath picks him up, going for his trademark reverse DDT... but this is also one of Biff's trademarks, and he wriggles out into an armbar. Buddy gets to the ring.

Buddy slides into the ring, taking a moment to strike a pose for the crowd. He sees Heath in the armbar and rushes to make a save, stomping Biff and breaking the hold. Buddy and Heath grab Biff and pick him up, then whip him to the ropes for a double shoulder tackle. Biff goes down with a heavy thud and the two good guys take the opportunity to drop a couple of elbows on the prone bachelor. Dick Dutton is on his way to the ring.

Buddy and Heath pick up and soften him up with a few body blows. Buddy irish whips Biff into the opposite ropes, and Heath back drops him over the top rope. Heath smiles a cocky smile to Buddy, who returns the smile -- then clotheslines Heath over the ropes as well.

Dutton hits the ring, and he and Buddy seem to size each other up for a few seconds. They lock up and exchange a few go-behinds. Buddy scores a back elbow to the jaw of Dutton which doubles him over. He Irish whips Dutton into the corner and follows through with an avalanche.

Here comes Hammer, stalking to the ring. He enters and begins going off on both of men! He's beating both of them up badly. They can't seem to mount a solid attack on him no matter how hard they try. Into the ropes goes Buddy. Hammer hits his trademark move the Hammer Slammer on the rebound. Dick tries for a back attack, but the monster catches him and Dick starts begging off, backing into the corner. Bodyslam on Dutton! Hammer plays to the crowd for about 10 seconds, pumping them up, but he showboats too long. Buddy recovers and is waiting when Hammer turns back around. Kick to the face by Buddy and the big man eats canvas. Buddy signals for the Indian Deathlock (his finisher) and locks it on. Hammer is in pain! After 30 seconds of this, he releases the hold and pulls him up. Buddy and Dick hoist him up trying to send him packing. They've almost got him over the top rope, but Hammer's fighting back. He almost recovers, but they put their backs into it. Hammer is gone!

As Hammer falls out, the duo steps back and hi-fives and funky jive 80's handshakes. Buddy lets out a yell as Lee Snider strolls in and the two head right for him. Lee tries to back off but is hit with a boot to the gut and some clubberin does commence. Lee gets a quick beat down but manages to get to his feet. Buddy and Dick keep the heat on him with multiple punches, then whip him to the ropes for a double backdrop. Lee stops short and hits the both with a Double DDT!!!

Gothik, Colossus and Gold Dragon all charge the ring! So much for the 1 man per minute rule! Gothik makes the ring first, charging in blindly and being backdroppped out immediately by Snider. Dragon rushes in next with Colossus close behind. Buddy and Dick are still get up from the DDT. Colossus steps over the top rope and everyone rushes him, attempting to power him out, he flexes his mighty muscles sending them scattering. Dragon, who was closest to the ropes, is launched over by the sheer power of the big man, leaving the others wide eyed.

Colossus and Lee are going at it tooth and nail, exchanging chops. When Lee starts to get the losing end of things, he dicks away and kicks Colossus' knee! Crack! Meanwhile, Buddy and Dick are getting back to their feet.

Lee goes into the ropes, not seeing Dick & Buddy behind him. He runs into them and Buddy goes over the top. But... his leg is tangled in the top rope! The rope is the only thing keeping him "alive"!! Lee takes notice and tries to pry his foot out to eliminate him. Dick tries to intercept, clubbing Lee with forearm shots while trying to assist his pal. But here comes Colossus charging in at ALL OF THEM!!! Lee spots him, dives to safety and Colossus collides with Buddy and Dick! Buddy & Dick go over the top & are eliminated!!!! Colossus is barely in, the momentum carrying himself almost over the top. Lee, sensing an opportunity, dropkicks him in the back! Colossus goes out! Lee wins!!!
Final Match HEAT = 27
Skit 1 Time Allotted: 2 minutes
Participants: Dick Dutton, Buddy Rich, Lee Snider
Lee Snider, Dick Dutton & Buddy Rich are backstage. Snider thanks them for their help in the battle royal, but assures them he had everything under control and walks off. Dick and Buddy start complimenting each other on their superior efforts during the battle royal. They decide to become an official tag team and coin the phrase "Wild and Dangerous", which amuses them both to no end.
Interview 2 Time Allotted: 3 minutes
Participants: Bambi Bennett, Hitomi Yasuda, Akita
Interview starts with Bambi preparing to answer an interviewer's questions, but Hitomi and Akita show up and start raving about how superior Japanese wrestlers are and how disgusting American T&A is. Hitomi claims bimbos like Bambi Bennett will never hold the women's title if she has anything to say about it. A fight ensues and Bambi is beaten down by the Japanese women.
Match 3 Time Limit: 8 minutes
Bambi Bennett vs. Hitomi Yasuda vs. Akita
Stipulations: Women's Title Semi Finals, 3 way dance
All three women are in the ring. Hitomi and Akita go right for Bambi with leg kicks, staggering her, then back her to the corner. They lay in with uppercuts, not giving Bambi any room to go for a counter. Akita stands back and watches as Hitomi and Bambi go at it.

Hitomi brings Bambi out and her and Akita double whip Bambi to the ropes. Double clothesline... but Bambi ducks, hits the ropes and nails them both with a double dropkick.

Bambi regains her composure a bit. She grabs Hitomi by the hair, knees her in the face and pulls her to her feet. Attempted dropkick by Bambi, but Akita interferes and sends Bambi to the mat with a knee to the spine followed by a reverse DDT!

The two girls perform a rowboat on Bambi and she's screaming in pain. They pull her to her feet, and pull off a double facebuster, before rolling her limp body out of the ring. They're basking in their heel heat.

Akita gets a running start and leaps onto the top rope into a plancha to the outside. But Bambi surprises her by rolling away!! Akita hits the floor hard!

Bambi is still groggy, but she starts back toward her downed opponent. After a few kicks to keep Akita down, Bambi ascends the ropes to the top turnbuckle. She's going for her finisher, the Rush, to the outside!!! Hitomi, rushes to the save with a running dropkick to Bambi's butt! Bambi flies off the top turnbuckle, throat-first on the safety railing. What a bump!!! Bambi is seriously hurt on that one and is holding her throat.

Hitomi follows Bambi out, pulling her off the railing and judo throwing her onto the floor. Hitomi hits a couple of hard stomps, pulls Bambi up and Clamps on a tight neck lock. She leaves the stiff lock on a moment then tosses Bambi back in to Akita, who hits a sliding kick to the side. Akita stands Bambi up and chops at her chest, backing her to the corner. Irish whip, but Bambi reverses and lariats Akita in the corner instead. Akita slumps to the matt as Bambi yells to the crowd. She doesn't see Hitomi behind her though, and is caught in a german suplex for a quick 2 count

After the kickout, Bambi gets up and kicks Hitomi hard in the face. She then grabs her doubled over opponent up and into her trademark move, the sitdown power bomb.

Akita is still recovering, but Bambi goes for the cover, hooking the leg. 1....2.... kickout!! Akita gets up and slams her elbow into the back of Bambi's head. Crack! Bambi is staggered! Akita hits her swinging neckbreaker trademark move on the dazed Bambi! 2-count!

Bambi is looking really hurt now. Akita picks her up and the Japanese girls kick her mercilessly. A body slam by Akita is followed by a kneedrop from Hitomi, a cover and a two count.

Hitomi jeers at the crowd and she paintbrushes the downed Bambi. She motions to Akita and they climb opposite corners and leap off for a double splash. But Bambi Moves! The Japanese women hit hard and Akita rolls outside clutching her knee and screaming in agony

Bambi and Hitomi both roll on the mat in pain. Bambi recovers and pulls Hitomi to her feet and tosses her into the ropes. Bambi catches Hitomi and drops her into a DDT as Akiti makes her way back into the ring. Akita hits Bambi with a drop kick from behind and immediately hits the mat putting her into a sloppy ankle lock.

Bambi is screaming big time. The pain is evident on her face. She reaches for the bottom rope and finally reaches it. The ref tries to break the hold, but Akita maintains the hold. The ref starts his 5-count & she lets go at the last second.

The two Japanese women take a break to congratulate themselves. Bambi limps to her feet with the help of the ropes. Akita rushes at Bambi, but Bambi uses a hurracanrana, to send her flying out of the ring and into the guard rail.

Hitomi sneaks behind Bambi and pulls her into the ring and throw on a cross armbreaker. She goes very stiff here and is really cranking on the arm for a moment. Bambi screams in pain and reaches for the ropes but cannot reach. She tries to go the other way and manages to pull herself up to her feet, still in the armbar. Hitomi cranks cranks harder and it looks bad for Bambi. Hitomi screams for her to give up, Bambi yells back at her and leans forward, trying to punch at Hitomi with her free arm. With both women in a small bundle on the mat, screaming, the ref drops down, counting 1, 2, 3!

Hitomi and the crowd are confused, until the ref announces that Bambi had pinned Hitomi as she leaned forward. Hitomi is pissed!

Instant replay shows Hitomi's shoulders too the mat as she held onto the arm.
Final Match Heat = 34
Interview 3 Time Allotted: 1 minute
Participants: Helen Bakk
Interviewer approaches Helen who is talking to Hitomi backstage. Hitomi spouts some Japanese obscenity to both of them and walks off. Helen talks smack about how she was just telling Hitomi how lucky she was not to be in a match together because she'd have been in the hospital. She says she's really looking forward to tonight's match and wishes both her opponents the best of luck.
Match 4 Time Limit: 8 minutes
Vixen vs. Helen Bakk vs. Akemi
Stipulations: Women's Title Semi Finals, 3 way dance
Match starts with Vixen, Helen and Akemi in the ring with Hitomi at ringside. Vixen and Helen Bakk square off. They lock in a test of strength. Helen gains the upper hand with a kick to the crotch!! Vixen is doubled over. Helen backs into the corner and goes for a running knee lift to her doubled over opponent. Vixen moves just in time & Helen goes splat onto the canvas. Vixen grabs her leg and executes a knee wrench. A lot of pain. She drags Helen to the corner where she climbs to the middle turnbuckle (while still grabbing her leg). She comes off her perch with a knee drop to Helen's crotch, returning the favor. The shot misses the mark, but Helen screams out in pain anyway.

Meanwhile, Akemi has been resting, saving her energy. Running dropkick to Vixen by Akemi! Vixen goes down. Vixen rolls off of Helen and Akemi gets to her feet first, delivering a vicious stomp to Vixen's midsection! She then climbs the turnbuckle to the top rope and does a Frog Splash, catching both Vixen and Helen!

All three women are on the mat, trying to get up...Akemi seems to have hurt her ribs a bit..Helen gets to her feet first, and picks Akemi up by the hair, smashing a forearm into the side of her head!

Akemi stagers over to the ropes, bounces off and catches Helen with a flying head scissors take down. Meanwhile Vixen makers her way to the top rope and performs a devastating moonsault on Helen. Akemi races to the top rope, leaps 10 feet into the air and drops a somersault leg drop across the necks of both women.

Akemi grabs Vixen by the hair and starts pulling her up to the top rope. She lifts her into what looks like a reverse suplex...no, it looks more like a backslide...Oh no, she's going for the Flying Black Lotus (an off the top rope vertibreaker), but Helen interferes sending all three women into a pile on the mat.

Helen gets up first and starts pounding both of them and climbs out to grab a chair. With chair in hand, Helen rolls into the ring. She crouches down a bit, setting up for her finisher, the Decapitation Agenda. As Vixen gets to her feet, Helen flings the chair like a wicked frisbee, sending it right into Vixen's throat!! To punctuate this, she leaps onto the top rope & hits her trademarked corkscrew plancha on Vixen. She hooks the leg for a sure-fire pin. 1....2....thr...Akemi makes the save with an elbow to the head!

Akemi takes advantage of the stunned Helen, though Vixen is laid out flat. Akemi whips Helen into the turnbuckle. Hard! Helen bounces back off due to the massive force. Helen stumbles right into a bulldog by Akemi. Akemi's heading to the top rope & executes another somersault legdrop. It connects big time and Helen is convulsing. She covers her. 1....2.....Hotomi reaches in and puts Helen's foot on the ropes.

Vixen staggers to her feet, still affected by the chair to the throat. She runs over to where the others are and delivers a hard spinning kick to Akemi, taking her over the second rope and out of the ring! Vixen climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a moonsault off the top rope on the still stunned Helen!

Vixen gets up and goes to the corner again but this time, Hitomi grabs her ankles from outside and pulls her down and she gets the steel ring post right between the legs! Akemi is furious about this and begins yelling at Hitomi! Helen takes advantage of the distraction. She crawls over, pulls Vixen out of the corner and goes for the cover! 1...2..3! Helen wins!
Final Heat = 56