| Skit 1 |
Time Allotted: 2 minutes |
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| Participants:Bruiser Borden, Chris Stone, Tommy Studd, Ron Rage |
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Chris Stone is in the lockerroom preparing for his title match. Hal Benson is there with a mic to interview him.
"Any comments on tonight's title match Chris?" he asks.
"Yeah. Don't look any further than me if you're looking for the winner." Chris responds. "I'm going to take them down, one at a time, and I'm going home with the Midwest Title."
Hal responds, "You've got some pretty STIFF competition tonight. Outnumbered 3 to 1 some would say."
"I thrive under pressure." Chris retorts, "Though it helps that those three guys are also the three dumbest of the promotion."
Bruiser, Tommy and Ron enter the picture.
"What's this?" Chris says.
"You got something to say to us, pretty boy? Huh?? Do you?", yells Bruiser. "Not so big now, are you!" He shoves Chris as Tommy & Ron move in closer. Chris shoves back.
"You want some of us?", screams Tommy.
Bruiser, Ron & Tommy start beating Chris down until he cant move.
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| Skit 2 |
Time Allotted: 2 minutes |
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| Participants:Biff Bradford, David Grange, Patricia Grange |
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Biff Bradford is backstage talking to a couple good looking women from the catering staff.
"Anyway, then he tells me, yeah, yeah, he knows, and..." Patricia Grange approaches the group as Biff rambles on. Biff moves slightly so as to block her access to the group.
"Hey guys, how's it going?" Patricia ask hesitantly. There's no response.
She tries again, "What are you guys doing after the show?" Still no acknowledgement.
Gary the Sheik strides past the group, walking down the hallway. He turns and watches the hotties over his shoulder as he exits the "screen
Patricia stands there for a few minutes before Biff turns to her and says, "LOOK, you little skank, can't you tell we... beautiful people... are trying to have a conversation? Now GO, go back to whatever trailer park or pit you crawled out off. Bye." Patricia runs off.
Biff turns back to the women, then looks at the clock. "It's almost time for my match... but I'll see you soon after." From out of nowhere, he presents a rose to each of the ladies. He turns to walk away and bumps into Patricia's brother David who is obviously pissed off. David starts pounding on Biff and drags him to the ring rolling him down the ramp.
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| Match 1 |
Time Limit: 4 minutes |
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| Participants: David Grange vs. Biff Bradford |
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David tosses Biff down the ramp, kicking him a few times for good measure. When they get to ring side, david tosses Biff into the ring. Patricia is behind him and says "Take that you prick!!'
David gets into the ring before Biff gets his wind back, and puts in a few more kicks. Biff begins to scramble away toward one of the turnbuckles, and Grange stalks him, going to pick him up -- and Biff "recovers" and pulls him into a Reverse DDT.
Biff goes for a cover. It appears that the ref gets a 3 count, but he doesn't call the match. David kicks out at what wound likely be a five count.
Fans start chanting "Biff is gay!" and "We want a refund!"
David gets up lazily and hits Biff a few times with some weak kicks. He tosses Biff into the rope and catches him on the way back in a bear hug followed by a belly to belly slam into the mat. David lays on him for a few moments and the ref starts to count..1...2 Kick out!
Biff puts David into a headlock. David lifts him up and drops him hard onto the mat. Biff gets up and starts laying chops into David's chest. David goes into a trance, as Biff tries another chop -- nothing. Biff goes for an Irish whip, which is reversed into the turnbuckle, followed closely by Grange. Biff falls out of the corner dazed and david covers him 1-2-3.
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| Skit 3 |
Time Allotted: 1 minutes |
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| Participants:Ian Stone, Bishop Marshall, Dan Devlin |
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The New Blood, Ian Stone and Bishop Marshal, are talking backstage. Ian looks mad about something, and starts yelling at the camera, "This is [BLEEP]! I..we should've been in the match for the hardcore title! Bish, you know I'm way more hardcore than the idiots they put in that match!"
Someone off camera starts laughing. The camera man pans over to show Dan Devlin standing by the doorway. He just shakes his head and walks off.
Bishop tells Ian, "Just wait until next week. We'll show him who's hardcore."
From the hall they hear Dan start laughing even harder.
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| Match Promo |
Time Allotted: 2 minutes |
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Ron Rage moves slowly and confidently to the ring. He has a cart filled with weapons. Lots of weapons. He rolls in the ring and produces a microphone. He says, "Alright, listen up! Ever since I got to the GLCW, all I've heard is 'old school' this and 'old school' that. But you know something? I don't give a rat's ass about the past. I live in the 'here' and I live in the 'now'. I don't give a damn if Buddy what's-his-name beat Pat whoever-the-hell-he-was back in 1961. I don't care if Lou Thesz wrestled in seven different decades. And I sure as hell don't give a damn that Scott Hall used to wear a big Marlboro-Man mustasche in the mid '80s! I just don't care!"
He pauses.
"What I do care about is bringing this damn promotion into the new millennium, not trying in vein to relive the sport's so-called glory years. I'm sick of all the guys in back coming out here, rolling around on the mat like a gaggle of fairies looking to get fresh with each other. To hell with that crap! Don't they have any damn pride??"
"So, what I'm doing is giving the GLCW some balls." He starts taking off his belt and wrapping it around his fist. "There are a lot of title belts on the line tonight. Why don't we add one more to the list and put MY belt on the line!? First blood match .... but with three people in the ring! So if you think you're bad enough to tangle with me, get your skanky asses down here and give it a go! But I warn you now: whoever's stupid enough to accept this challenge is going to get sent to the Big House!"
Slipknot starts to play over the PA and Gothik stalks to the ring. A long chain attached to a collar around his neck, he swipes at the fans as he walks past
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| Match 2 |
Time Limit: 10 minutes |
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| Participants: Dan Devlin vs. Ron Rage vs. Gothik |
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| Stipulations: Hardcore Title, Last Blood |
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Gothik Runs towards Rage holding the chain. Rage nails him with a boot to the gut. At the ramp entrance Devlin makes his way out. The crowd oohs and ahhs as they see the large paines of glass. Back in the ring Rage pounds mercilessly on Gothik's back with clubbing forearms
Devlin Sets a pane of glass across the ring and the outside rail near the far corner of the ring, then starts to get into the ring when Rage hits the ropes, knocking Devlin back out of the ring and putting Rage somewhat off balance.
Rage comes back in with a flying elbow on the prone Gothik, as Devlin pulls another sheet of glass out from under the ring and sets it up near the other turnbuckle. Rage gets up, and grabs a stop sign from among the stuff in the ring, and nails Gothik with it as he tries to get back up. Devlin starts heading into the ring, and Rage hits him hard with the sign, knocking him back to the outside where he hits his head on the cement.
Rage charges Gothik with a lariat, knocking him out of the ring and on top of Devlin. Rage climbs out of the ring and runs right into a hard chairshot by Gothik. Gothik then takes turns nailing each guy with his newly found toy, then holding the chair up, screaming, and pounding his own head with it before throwing it into the ring
Gothik tosses Devlin into the ring and backs him to a corner with punches. He tries to set Devlin up onto the top rop but Rage enters the ring and double ax handles Gothik from behind. Rage holds Gothik as Devlin dropkicks him from the second rope. Rage covers but is pulled of violently by Devlin, who points a finger in Rage's face.
Devlin turns around into a chain punch by Gothik and goes down. Gothik hits a centon and goes for a cover, which is broken by Rage with an elbow drop. Rage covers Devlin, but Devlin kicks out. Devlin's eye is starting to swell.
Devlin starts yelling at Rage again -- "What's with the covers?" can be audibly heard. Gothik comes in with a double ax handle on Devlin, who rolls out of the way towards the weapons pile, while Rage grabs Gothik and whips him into the turnbuckle. Rage punches at Gothik a couple of times and they begin ascending the turnbuckle. Meanwhile, Devlin has grabbed a plastic milk crate and the stop sign from earlier, and makes a ramp with them. Rage gets Gothik to the top of the turnbuckle and begins punching him again, when Devlin barrels into them with the best flying spear he can off the makeshift ramp. the three men tumble out of the ring and through the sheet of plate glass Devlin set up earlier.
The pile of bodies are covered in glass shards. Devlin starts to move a bit. He starts pulling himself up, as does Ron Rage. Gothik is still laid out. Devlin pulls him up to his feet and punches him, but the ref grabs his fist. He points to the blood trickling out of Gothik's costume. Gothik has been eliminated.
Ron Rage takes advantage of the ref distracting Devlin and whips Devlin into the guard rail. Both men look worse for the wear.
Rage rolls Devlin back into the ring and pulls him up, bent over. He's going for a power bomb! And he succeeds, Devlin coming down hard onto the mat. Rage climbs the turnbuckle and comes off with a splash. Devlin lifts his foot, catching Ron in the jaw. A loud crack can be heard. Rage is dazed, blindly wandering about the ring.
This gives Dan the time he needs to collect his bearings a bit. He gets ready and as soon as Rage turns around, Devlin hits his trademarked Spear maneuver. Ron goes down hard! Dan gets a running start and delivers a running snap elbow drop onto Rage's face. Dan is frustrated. Ron Rage staggers to his feet. But Dan headbutts him, hoping to draw blood. No such luck. But it did double Rage over. Dan gets him into position for the "Window Pane" (Power Bomb through sheet of glass) and drops Ron over the top rope an dthrough the second sheet of glass outside the ring.
The ref checks Rage, and he's miraculously uncut. Devlin goes to the weapons pile in frustration, coming back with a singapore cane. Rage gets into the ring as Devlin turns around. Devlin takes a swing straight down at Rage's head, but he sidesteps, and grabs Devlin's arm, hurling him to the turnbuckle. He launches himself at Devlin with a turnbuckle smash, and begins his trademark corner piston punches at him. Rage backs out, and Devlin is woozy.
Rage grabs Devlin and sets up for another powerbomb, but Devlin pulls a back drop. Devlin retrieves his cane and snaps it across Rage's stomach. Another snap, and Devlin picks up Rage, and sends him into the ropes opposite the third sheet of glass. Devlin prepares for the backdrop over the ropes and into the other sheet of glass... but Rage pulls off a kick to Devlin's gut! He pulls Devlin into powerbomb position, and sits there for a second for the crowd reaction.... whips Devlin up, turns to face the glass, and hurls Devlin into the sheet using Devlin's finisher! The referee checks Devlin, who is writhing in the broken glass... and calls for the bell! Ron Rage wins! |
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| Final Match HEAT = 93 |
| Interview 1 |
Time Allotted: 1 minute |
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| Participants: Isakk Sinsiter, Psycho and Lunatic |
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Isakk Sinister stands in the lockerroom corridor with Psycho and Lunatic by his side. He's being interviewed by Terry Kern. Before Terry can say anything, Isakk blurts out, "Last week we were all set to win the match and gain the tag team titles. Psycho here had his pitiful competition locked into the Demise. When suddenly, some idiot woman distracted him. She used her wiles to lure Psycho away from his opponent. And when he finally succumbed to it, he was taken advantage of and the match was lost. Lost!!! Because of a dreadful little wench who doesn't even deserve to be in Psycho's presence! She had better hope she never crosses my path again."
"But that's in the past. And I plan to do something to correct this problem. You see, those tag straps should rightfully be mine. Err...I mean 'ours'. So the way I see it, those blasphemers, the Coltons owe us a title shot. So, I hereby issue a challenge for them to a match next Sunday. With the titles on the line, we shall prove once and for all just who the greatest tag team is!"
With that, they walk off. |
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| Match 3 |
Time Limit: 11 minutes |
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| Participants: Bambi Bennett vs. Helen Bakk |
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| Stipulations: Women's Title |
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Bambi and Helen lock up with a bang. It seems to be a stale mate, but Helen kicks her in the gut, shrugging her shoulders. Helen runs into the ropes with a clothesline to the stunned opponent. Bambi hits the mat. Helen raises her arms triumphantly, going to the top turnbuckle. She executes her corkscrew plancha trademark move, but it's too early. Bambi slides away. Bambi gets to her feet while Helen is still holding her back in pain. Bambi executes a fist drop to her gut and pulls Helen up, whipping her into the turnbuckle.
With Helen slumped in the corner, Bambi rushes in for a leaping bronco buster. She starts bouncing, but Helen takes a bite out of her inner-thigh! Yeouch! Bambi's off her now, nursing her bite mark. Helen recovers and executes her trademarked tiltawhirl backbreaker. She covers her nonchalantly. Only a one count. Helen maintains control with a sidewalk slam, followed by a chokehold. The ref breaks it & warns her but she shoves the ref down and goes back to her attack. Bambi surprises her by recovering herself and the two women start exchanging punches, with Bambi finally flooring Helen.
Helen rolls out of the ring to gather her wits a little. But Bambi will have none of that! She goes into the opposite ropes and comes off, leaping into the air and over the top rope into a spinning suicide dive! It connects. Bambi gets up first, as Helen is seeing stars. Grabbing her by the hair, she leads Helen to the ramp. The hard metal ramp. Bending Helen over, she executes her trademark sitdown powerbomb onto the metal! Ouch! Bambi drags her to the steel steps, drapes her over them and charges in at the seemingly "out of it" Helen. But Helen manages to clumsily fall out of the way. Bambi gets busted open on the steel!
With Bambi down, Helen goes for a chair. She crouches down, waiting like a wild animal for her prey to stand up. She's going for the Decapitation Agenda (her finisher). Bambi stands up, but sees what she's up to and tries to throw herself down to the floor to avoid the incoming chair hurl that was aimed at the throat. The chair misses he throat but, Bambi was too slow and the chair nails her in the forhead!
Helen starts stomping on Bambi's legs to minimize her agility & mobility. Bambi's clutching her now-sore legs. Knee drop from helen to her calf! Helen hops onto the top rope and performs a guillotine legdrop to her leg, increasing the damage. Bambi's still on the mat. Helen hooks her into a spinning toehold and wrenches the leg hard.
After 30 seconds of this drama, Helen relinquishes the hold and grabs the chair from the outside & brings it in. She sandwiches Bambi's leg in the chair an does a running stomp.
Bambi is up, but relying on the ropes for assistance. Helen is up on one knee. Bambi limps onto the top turnbuckle slowly and Helen isn't far behind her now! Helen is on the middle turnbuckle and is punching Bambi's sore leg. Still, Bambi's holding on tight. She's valiantly jockeying for position. Helen climbs to the top as well, and she has that damn chair!!
Both of them are on top in a dangerous position. The fans gasp and they're exchanging punches. Helen rears back with that chair clenching it with both hands. She's now precariously balanced, moreso than even Bambi. She brings the chair down, but Bambi leaps to the side, hitting the canvass below!
But Helen fared even worse. The momentum of the missed chair shot sent her careening off the turnbuckle & onto the concrete floor! Bambi scrambles weakly to the outside, limping badly. Every step injects more pain. She lays the chair on top of Helen. Then she stops, grabs the guard rail and lays that on her too. She gets back to the apron, ascends the top turnbuckle and does her finisher, the Rush (450 splash)!
Bambi gets up, pulls Helen out of the "rubble" and rolls her helpless, limp body into the ring. She hooks the leg deeply and covers her. 1....2.....3!!! Bambi has pulled off a comeback victory!!! |
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| Final Match HEAT = 103 |
| Interview 2 |
Time Allotted: 1 minute |
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| Participants: Chris Stone |
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| Match 4 |
Time Limit: 15 minutes |
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| Participants: Bruiser Borden vs. Tommy Studd vs. Ron Rage vs. Chris Stone (Gary the Sheik) |
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| Stipulations: Midwest Title, 4 way elimination |
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| Final Match HEAT = 111 |
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