Results for November 3, 2002
Promo Time Allotted: 1 minute
Participants: Ian Stone & Dan Devlin
Ian is standing backstage. He looks like he hasn't slept in a while.

"Last week, Bishop went out there to prove that we're hardcore. He took it to Ron Rage, and showed him that we're hardcore, and that he's not in our league! If it wasn't for Dan Devlin, I'd be wearing that hardcore title right now!"

"Devlin needs to learn to keep his nose out of my business, because he's going to end up in a lot of pain if he doesn't."

Dan steps out, bandages around the top of his head. "Heh. You're picking up some guts, kid, talking smack about a guy the doctors and insurance won't release to get back in the ring yet." Devlin indicates the banages on his head.

"But I'll tell you what....I'll be back soon.... sooner than Ron Rage... and damn sure sooner than your little buddy Bishop. And when I do, we'll see who ends up in a... pane." Devlin smirks, then turns and stalks away.

Ian scowls. "I'm going to show you hardcore..."

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Match Promo Time Allotted: 1 minute
Participants: David Grange & Ian Stone
David Grange is in the ring.

"The powers that be desided that I was the ony hardcore guy left in the promotion and gave ME what I rightfully deserve"

Ian Stone walks out, still scowling over the incident with Dan Devlin. He looks at David and starts yelling. "You don't deserve the hardcore title! My partner was the last one to fight for it, and it should be given to me!"

David retorts, "Well, we have a #1 contender match for the Michigan title tonight, why don't we add a hardcore stip to it? Winner take all"

Ian doesn't answer, he just charges the ring.

Match 1 Time Limit: 5 minutes
Participants: David Grange vs Ian Stone
Stipulations: Michigan Title #1 Contender Tourney match & Hardcore match
Ian charges David and takes it to him with a flurry of punches. David backs away, but Ian takes him down with a takedown. He tries to choke David, but he gets pushed off. Ian rolls to the outside and grabs a trashcan from under the ring. He tosses it into the ring where David catches it. Ian tries to re-enter the ring, but is hit with a blow from the trash can. David pulls Ian up and slams him onto the can.

Ian rolls on the mat in pain. David picks him up and headbutts him(TM). Ian drops to the ground in pain. David lifts him up again and hits another headbutt. Ian doesn't fall this time. He shoves David backwards and grabs the trash can. Ian throws it at David's head(shooting, for some reason), and stomps on his stomach. He climbs up to the top rope and hits an elbow drop. He covers David. 1...2...Kickout!

Ian rolls out of the ring again and grabs a chair. He slides back in, lines David up, and swings with the chair. David ducks, kicks Ian and takes the chair away. He swings at Ian and
connects, busting him open.

David drops a knee on Ian's head and proceeds to choke him with his leg. He slaps Ian across the face and taunts him. "Who's the bitch now?"
David stands up and grabs the chair again. He unfolds it and sits it in the corner. He throws Ian into the ropes. On the rebound, he lifts Ian up and drops him face-first onto the chair.

Ian is laying face first on the mat. David comes up behind him and folds his legs back so the heels of Ian's feet are against his ass. He locks his feet around Ians and grabs his wrists and starts pulling back like he's going to put him into an inverted surfboard. Instead of rolling back into a surfboard, David throws Ian back into some kind of twisted suplex that goes terribly wrong. It appears that Ian has broken his left arm during the move.

David stands there and is obviously confused about what he should do next. Ian screams in pain. He audibly yells at David to quit fucking around and pin him. David looks somewhat pissed but makes the cover for the win.
Final Match Heat = 28

Skit Time Allotted: 5 minutes
Participants: Ron Rage & Bishop Marshal
Ron Rage and Bishop Marshall are sharing a hospital room, Ron's leg is elivated nad in a heavy cast. Bishop's jaw appears to be wired shut and he is moaning loudly in pain.

Ron looks pertburbed about the groaning noises. He tries to keep quiet, turning up the TV to drown it out. Finally, he blurts out, "Damn it, Bishop, quit yer groaning already!!"

Bishop groans loudly, just to spite Ron.

Ron grinds his teeth. "You know what? I'm gonna turn the television over to the Lifetime network and make you watch the Golden Girls! You want that? You don't KNOW pain until you have to sit through two hours of Rose's stupid stories. Not that I'd KNOW, mind you! I'll do it too! Not that I like that show, but I'll do it!"

Bishop rolls his eyes and shuts up momentarily.

Ron continues, "Much better. Sick of yer noises."

Bishop makes grunting noises to imitate Ron.

Ron growls, "Grrrrrr! Dammit!" and he turns the TV to the Golden Girls.

Bishop makes a loud grunt of protest.

Ron turns the TV up with a smug grin. The theme music can be heard. He mockingly sings along: "Thank you for being a friend."

Bishop struggles to find his remote, but sees that Ron already has it on his bed.

Ron gloats, "I'll turn it off if you promise to shut up."

Bishop nods his head quickly and doesn't say a thing. Ron turns it off and basks in the silence.

Bishop grabs his glass of water and tries to take a sip, but he bumps his jaw and groans in pain. Ron just laughs as Bishop passes out.

Ron chuckles. "Stupid moron. Aw well, at least he's quiet."
Suddenly there's a voice from the door. "Would you please keep it down in there? You're disturbing the other patients!"
Ron relpies with a loud, "Flake off, lady!"

"Is that you Mr. Rage?" comes the voice from the hall. "It's about time for your sponge bath." In walks the largest woman Ron has ever seen in his life.

An "oh crap" look creeps onto his face.
"Uhhhh....no. Get back from me, woman!", he howls.

The Nurse responds "Oh I think it is. No hold still, or I'll have to get Bertha to hold you still."

"Nonono! Give Bishop one, fer Christ's sake!" ROn pleads. "I'm clean, I tell ya!"
Ron tries to get out of bed and falls!

The nurse looks at Bishop, but notices that he's "sleeping". "I don't think so, sir. It's your turn now. Oh Bertha, can you help me in her?"

Ron tries to get away.

"Oh no you don't! Bertha, he's trying to escape!"
Ron is scrambling futily for the door when another gigantic nurse walks in. Nurse Bertha waddles into the room and blocks Ron's escape. They hold him down as the shot fades. Ron's screams are all that can be heard.

Interview Time Allotted: 1 minute
Participants: Sampath Pradahn
Sampath Pradhan is working out in a Muay Thai type stancer.
Sampath stops his boxing workout, grabs the mic from the interviewer and says, "I am here to represent Bando fighting, Burmese kickboxing, mixed with wrestling. Tonight I take on a worthy competitor, Colossus. It is an important first match, in a tournament for your Michigan championship, but I am up to the challenge, and even if I lose, I will learn and come back better than before. The experiment begins now."

Sampath walks away, out to the ring, still doing the occasional punch in the air.

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Match 2 Time Limit: 5 minutes
Participants: Sampath Pradahn vs Colossus
Stipulations: Michigan Title #1 Contender Tourney match
Colossus and Sampath square off in the ring. Sampath moves in quickly and does a spinning kick to Colossus' head! Colossue staggers..but does not go down. Sampath dances around for a bit as Colossus circles warily. Colossus tries to clothesline Samprath, but Samprath deftly evades and delivers a nasty kick to Colossus' shin.

The kick turns out a little out of place, but no serious consequences. Colossus opens up with an open-hand slap to Sampath's chest(TM) and winces a bit due to Sampath's conditioning... but Sampath is not unfased. Sampath follows up with an elbow strike to Colossus' midsection, followed by another, but Colossus regains the offensive, pulling
Sampath past him into the ropes. He catches Sampath on the rebound, and hits a spinebuster! Colossus hits the ropes himself going for a splash, but Sampath rolls out of the way just in time.

Samprath gets up first, and reaches Colossus just as he gets onto his hands and knees. Sampath delivers a vicious knee to Colossus' forehead, causing him to fall back to the mat.
<Colossus-> Sampath then tries to kick Colossus in the top of the head, but Colossus rolls out of the way and manages to get to his feet. Sampath runs toward Colossus and goes for a kick to the midsection..but Colossus catches him by the leg! Colossus spins him around by one leg and throws him into the corner turnbuckle!

Sampath is out of breath from hitting the turnbuckle, barely managing to keep his feet. Colossus charges into the corner and throws a shoulder right into Smpath's gut! As Sampath falls forward, Colossus catches him, picks him up and bodyslams him hard to the mat! Colossus picks Sampath up again and lifts him over his head for a back body drop!

Sampath staggers to his feet as Colossus lumbers in for the kill. Sampath side steps Colossus who slams into the turnbuckle! Sampath delivers a vicious kick to Colossus' lower back! Colossus goes down! Sampath moves in closer for another kick to the head..but Colossus grabs his ankle and twists it, taking him down! Colossus picks Sampath up again and runs toward the middle of the ring..doing a running Powerbomb! Sampath his the mat hard! Colossus gets the crowd going, pumping his fist in the air!
Sampath starts to get up..and Colossus hits him with a Big Boot, sending him down again! Colossus runs to the far ropes and leaps into the air for the Colossol Crunch right across Sampath's midsection! he goes for the cover..1...2...3! it's over!

After the match, Sampath offers a handshake to Colossus, with an audible "good fight". Colossus shakes Sampath's hand And the two leave the ring together.
Final Match HEAT = 39

Interview Time Allotted: 2 minutes
Participants: Lee Snider
Lee Snider is being interviewed about the progress of the #1 contender tourney.

The interviewer says, "Lee, next week we will see Gold Dragon vs Maxwell Heath and David Grange vs Collosus, the winners of the those matches will face each other the following week and the winner will face him at the PPV. How do you feel about this?"

Lee looks exageratedly surprised. "Oh. There's a tournament going on? I hadn't even noticed really."

The interviewer asks, "Don't you think you should be scouting the competition?"

Lee sighs. "What the hell for? Its not as if my belt is in any real jeopardy. No, I am quite certain my little hunk of gold is going to stay right here around my waist. So, you see, I don't care which one of them I have to face at the pay per view. Vecause I can take any of 'em, any time, any place. Even if I had a bad case of the flu."

The interviewer says, "But, Lee, don't you think you're underestimating them a little?"

"Nope. Not a bit. You see, I know what I'm capable of, so why do I need to find out what my opponents can do. I know my abilities surpass theirs, so who gives a rat's ass? I'll just step into the ring, dispatch whoever I have to dispatch and go home to polish my belt."

The interviewer asks, "Here's your chance to send a message to those who seek your title. What do you want to say?"

"Frankly, there's no one in this promotion that can match my talent or my good looks. When I get in that ring and pull out all the stops, you punks aren't going to stop me. You're just going to be caught up in the storm and tossed around like rag dolls and then lay there as the ref counts the 1, 2, 3. So, you can bring it on! You can oppose me if you wish! So let's get....TWISTEDDDDDDDDD!"

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Match Promo Time Allotted: 1 minute
Participants: Hammer & Tommy Studd
Hammer steps into the ring and grabs the mic. "A few weeks ago, I was screwed out of my shot at the Michigan title belt by Dick Dutton and his little "buddy". And I'm not happy about that. No one screws Hammer and gets away with it! That belt should be mine! After all, who
better to represent Michigan than someone from Michigan?"

"Well, tonight, I can't get a shot at the belt..but I am gonna get what I want! And what I want is to beat the hell out of someone! So if anyone-and I mean ANYONE-back in that locker room wants a shot at me, come get it!"

Tommy Studd steps out onto the ramp and announces, "You want some cheese with all that whine? Tell ya what. I'm a fighting champion, so I'll give your pouty ass a shot at my strap, right here and right now."

He comes to the ring to start the match.

Hammer growls "You got it, mook!"

Match 3 Time Limit: 5 minutes
Participants: Hammer vs Tommy Studd
Stipulations: Mid West Title
Tommy and Hammer lock up with Hammer getting the upper hand. He pushes Tommy into the corner where he does a few chops. He goes to whip the champion into the opposite corner, but Tommy reverses it. Tommy follows up by performing a clothesline into the corner. It connects and Hammer falls to the mat. Tommy approaches him and locks on a cross arm breaker. Hammer is in pain, but he manages to reach the ropes and the ref breaks the hold, much to Tommy's chagrin. Tommy bitches out the referee, which allows Hammer to Pearl Harbor him. Hammer then snatches him up and irish whips him into the
ropes and connects his trademark Hammer Slammer move!

Hammer rolls Tommy over onto his back, and stomps on his back three times, hard! he then straddles Tommy and locks in the Hammer Lock...but Tommy manages to crawl to the ropes and the ref calls for the break. Hammer is a bit slow in breaking but he does.

Hammer and Tommy lock up again. This time, Tommy comes out on top. He picks Hammer up and Pumphandle Slams him to the mat! Tommy runs to the ropes and then does a leg drop right across Hammer's throat!

Hammer crawls towards the ropes, clutching his throat. Just as he he reaches them, Tommy grabs him and lifts him up to his feet,. Hammer in deperation reaches out and grabs Tommy by the throat, chokeslammng him!

Hammer is still affected by the leg drop however and can't seem to get his breath. This allows Tommy to roll out of the ring and recover for a bit. Tommy renters the ring and he and Hammer lock up again. Hammer wins, turning Tommy around for a Belly to back suplex!
<Hammer-> Tommy hits the mat hard. Hammer goes to the corner and begins to climb the turnbuckle....

Once he gets on the turnbuckle, he leaps off into a flying elbow drop. Tommy's in trouble! To avenge the damage done to his own throat, Hammer drags Tommy over to the bottom rope and drapes his neck across it. He goes into the ropes and rebounds by pulling off a
double stomp. He pulls Tommy back to his feet and bodyslams him. He pulls him back up once more and signals for his finisher, the Hammer Down! It hits and Tommy collapses to the mat like a rock in water. This could be the beginning of the end right here!

He goes for the cover. 1, 2, foot on the rope! So close!

Hammer stands up and tries to kick Tommy with the flat of his foot as the champ is getting up..but misses! Tommy delivers a shot to the groin! Hammer doubles over and falls to the mat as Tommy stands up. Tommy picks Hammer up, gets around behind him...and Facebusters him to the mat! (TM). Hammer is bleeding now, his nose may be broken. Tommy attacks relentlessly, roling over to Hammer and getting him in a headlock! Hammer manages to escape, but is clearly hurting.

Tommy kicks Hammer hard in the back of the head, knocking him down. Tommy rolls him over, and lifts him up into...TOMMY BOMB!! He covers Hammer for the three count!
Final Match HEAT = 70

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Match Promo Time Allotted: 3 minutes
Participants: Bruiser Borden and Gary
Bruiser Borden's music hits and he makes his way to the ring without even so much as acknowledging the fans' jeers. He gets in the ring and has a mic. He waits for a few seconds to let the "Gary Kicked Your Ass" chants subside.

"You know, ever since the big match for the Midwest title, I've been languishing. All I hear is that Gary the goddamn Sheik kicked my ass. Which isn't true, but still, this kind of reputation has been keeping me from my rightful shot at the title. ANY title for that
matter. I'm the biggest, baddest ass-kicker in the GLCW and it's about time I get to prove it. To help me regain my stature as a true blue monster.

He paces around the ring a bit before continuing.

"But I'm gonna start my trail of devastation with the one man who has crippled my efforts to be taken seriously. I'm gonna put a severe hurting to him, lay his ass so low that even the maggots won't be able to gnaw on his corpse! I'm going to demolish his body and
leave him for dead right here in this ring...tonight! That person is none other than Gary the Sheik!"

Gary comes reluctantly out to the ring. Frankly, he looks terrified. Gary is careful to keep his distance from Borden once he enters the ring.

Gary tells Borden, "Look, Borden, I don't want to fight you in the cage tonight. I....don't want to fight you at all."

Borden snaps, "That's Mister Borden to you, gimp! But I'll tell ya what. I'll give you one chance to avoid the ass kicking I'm gonna give you tonight. But only one chance, so you'd better listen good."

Gary nods as Bruiser continues. "Here's the deal. If you come out to the match dressed up as a little girl, then I'll let you off the hook and spare you a trip to the hospital."

Gary looks down embarrassed.

"Well, boy, do you get what I'm saying? Do we have a deal?" barks Borden.

Gary nods and walks away, looking totally humiliated.

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Match 4 Time Limit: 5 minutes
Participants: Bruiser Borden vs Gary The Sheik
Stipulations: Mid West Title
After the commercial break, Gary comes back out wearing a frilly frock with puffed sleeves as well as a wig. Little white lace gloves complete the ensemble. He looks mortified! He enters the cage and Bruiser Borden is smiling, obviously proud of himself.

"Hey, maybe we should re-name you 'Garyella the Sheep'. I think it's more fitting. Go ahead. Why don'tcha tell me what your name is now? C'mon."

Gary turns his head, fighting back tears.

"Do it!! Tell me who the hell you are!!", Bruiser screams, right in Gary's face. Still no response, but Gary's looking irritated.

"Get it over with, you little wuss! What! Is! Your! NAME!???"

With all the suddenness of a tornado, Gary looks him right in the eye and says, "Gary the Sheik!!!" With that, Gary clobbers him in the face with a barrage of anger-fuelled punches, taking the big man totally by surprise! Gary stays on him, pounding away! With Bruiser slumped down in the corner, Gary rips off the little girl attire and screams, "I formally accept your challenge!!!"

The bell rings and Gary maintains control. He climbs atop Bruiser and starts biting him on the foreheadbusting Bruiser open. This is followed by a series of frenzied stomps resulting in a crimson mask. Gary goes for an avalanche, but Bruiser moves sluggishly out of the way. Gary hits the post itself, knocking him flat. Bruiser has a "holy shit" look on his face as he didn't expect Gary to be able to do any real damage to him. Nevertheless, he picks Gary up and hurls him into the side of the cage!

He picks Gary up and then grinds his face across the cage (another blade job). Gary is flopping around on the mat, holding his bloody face. Bruiser casually begins walking to the cage door. Gary spots this and digs up the gumption to get up and dropkick him from
behind. But this nearly backfires as it almost knocks Borden out the door! Gary quickly rebounds and pulls him back in, going for the door himself.

Bruiser thinks fast and even though he's down, he snags Gary's ankle to prevent his victory. Fthwoom! Gary hits the mat due to the yank Borden gives his leg. Borden gets on top of Gary and begins pounding on him relentlessly.

Bruiser pulls him to his feet now and locks in a bear hug, flinging him around mercilessly. Without breaking the hold, he executes his trademark belly to belly suplex. Borden climbs to the middle turnbuckle and flies off into a double knee drop to the ribs. For good measure, he pulls Gary up and whips him into the steel cage! More blood!

Borden slowly and confidently walks toward the door to escape, but just as he's ready to step out, Gary (who is still on the mat) yells out, "What's the matter, Borden? Can't put me out of commission? Are you scared, wuss!?? Enraged, Borden stalks toward Gary and raises his leg high for a massive stomp that could realistically hospitalize the Sheik. But Gary has a trick up his sleeve. He deftly raises his leg to deliver an earth-shattering kick to Bruiser's groin!

Gary gets a surge of energy and starts climbing up the side of the cage. He's almost to the top, when Borden fights through the pain and starts up the cage faster than most men his size could. Both of them are on the top, near the corner of the cage. Gary tries to dislodge Borden with kicks, but to no avail. Bruiser begins punching him over and over and Gary's position is looking precarious. He's startying to fall off back into the ring! But Gary pulls a slick maneuver by flipping up his legs and grappling them around Borden's neck. With a desperate motion, Gary and Borden both plummet from the top and onto the mat below!

Gary lands on top of Borden though, so he's able to get his bearings faster. He slowly begins crawling toward the door! He's getting closer....closer....closer! Gary is halfway through the door now and Bruiser is still out of it!

Suddenly, three people rush to the cage from the back! It's Isakk Sinister, Psycho and Lunatic!! Isaak slams the cage door on Gary three times and the other two drag him back into the cage before dragging Bruiser out for the win!!
Final Match HEAT = 91

Promo Time Allotted: 1 minute
Participants: Izakk Sinister, bruiser Borden, Lunatic and Psycho
After the cage match, Izakk Sinister takes a mic and announces, "This, my friends, is a new era for the GLCW! I have decided to gather the most wicked wrestlers the world has ever seen and forge them into a cohesive whole. An organization so dastardly, so vicious, and so grotesque that it could only be called on thing:

THE SINISTER SOCIETY!! And next week, there shall be a new member. Someone who will shock you to the depths of your pitiful soul. So get ready for the new era! The era of the Sinister Society!"

(show ends, as Isaak Sinister laughs maniacally)